1. Acquire the following:
- Glitter - dollar store
- Print letter and address of your enemy - office
- Envelope - fedEx
- Stamp - post service
- Glue - dollar store
2. Sprinkle glitter into letter, fold and place inside envelope.
3. Seal envelope well, this is important so that all the glitter stays inside and doesn't give anyone a hint that there's something strange about the letter.
4. Stick stamp and address on the front - you probably don't want to put a return address if you don't want to expose yourself.
5. The satisfaction of the journey is just as good as the result, even if you don't get to see it.
In the words of visa marketing:
Glitter - $1.5
Letter - $0.20
Envelope - $0.15
Stamp - $1.00
Glue - $1.00
Sending your enemy glitter - priceless.
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